We went along to Jumpers For Goalposts at the Alley Cafe last week and witnessed some truly disturbing activities...
The creative competition was about making a summer-solstice-wicker-man-creepy-mask and these were the results:
Competition Entrants (I want to make a joke about how this is them without their masks, but I'll refrain...)
The person who made this proudly declared themselves "The Winner"... they weren't. They came 3rd. However, it is an amazing creation.
Look at what it does!
2nd Place was Joey Chickenskin who won an album for old people couples which made me feel a bit sad... good sad, but sweet old people break my heart a bit, so that album got me big time!
Victory! Alison came first with her amazing elephant mask creation. Look at this photo... that's real victory for you, that's how you should celebrate when you win something.
Tom was really funny when he became "Prize Master". When I mentioned this later he let me into a little secret... he's a "prop comic... like Joe Pasquale", and those prizes were great props. An old couples album, a mug with an alsatian on it and the triumphant hand with a bee on it... as modelled by Anders:
Anyway, it was lots & lots of fun, so thanks to Tom & Everyone at the Alley Cafe for such a great evening!